Ugh!

DEAD BODY MAN-2004-This is a shot on video “horror-comedy”. It begins with a guy pretending he's learning impaired so he can pick up a hooker. He takes her home, kills her, skins her face off then goofs around with it while endlessly chattering nonsense. He's a necrophiliac killer who hears God's voice in his closet. He also has a symbiotic BASKETCASE like creature attached to his torso. He attends a therapy group for serial killers run by some asshole. Ha-ha! So funny!

He kills some women but mostly he just rants stupidly and later cuts off the creature and buries it (it comes back to life at the end). He gives his dog (actually a piece of meat with a dog collar wrapped around it) and a chain to a little kid and declares that the kid is the new Dead Body Man. And walks away unpunished. Oh yeah, I'm rolling with laughter....

The director of this junk Ryan Cavalline (he was also the writer/producer/cinematographer) actually had the audacity to make at least two sequels! 

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