Never Too Young To Watch A Bad Movie

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NEVER TOO YOUNG TOO DIE-1986-Dumb gymnast Lance Stargrave (John Stamos) is the son of spy Drew Stargrave (George Lazenby). After Drew is killed by stupid girly man Von Ragner (Gene Simmons), his father's lawyer (John Anderson) tells Lance his father was killed in a car accident. Lance gets help from his nerdy friend Cliff (Peter Kwong) and saves secret agent Danja (Vanity) from being burned alive. Later, Lance and Danja have a very akward sex scene and then he has to stop Ragnar from contaminating the water supply. 

Planned as part one of a series, it bombed at the box office. Director Gil Bettman also made Sammy Hagar videos.

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Heavy Metal Killer

 

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TRICK OR TREAT-1986-A bullied heavy metal loving high school student Eddie (Marc Price; once a regular on TV's "Family Ties") is devastated when his disgusting hard rock hero, Sammi Curr (Tony Fields) is killed. A sinister sounding DJ (Gene Simmons) gives Eddie a record, the final recording by Curr. When Eddie plays the record backwards, he gets a message from Curr (or so he thinks). Then a cassette tape (remember them) makes Curr appear and it kills one of the bullies' girlfriends and wrecks Eddie's car. Finally, at a school costume party, Curr comes back from the dead and performs a generic '80's hair band metal song and starts killing the audience. 

More typical 80's horror teen nonsense with bad acting. Directed by actor Charles Martin Smith who appears in one scene and Ozzy Osborne appears as a TV evangelist denouncing rock and roll. Elaine Joyce is Eddie's mom. Music by Fastway.

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