Nocturna

 

NOCTURNA: GRANDDAUGHTER OF DRACULA-1979-Count Dracula (John Carradine), now for some reason very old with fang dentures runs " Hotel Transylvania" to pay his taxes. He says things like "If I'm dead why do I have to wee wee". The desk clerk Theodore (Brother Theodore) is a werewolf who has the hots for the count's granddaughter Nocturna (Nai Bonet) who gives her father a cup of blood and dances with Jimmy (Antony Hamilton), a guy from a rock band who dances like a chicken having a spasm (and has a weird accent). After they have sex, Nocturna takes a nude bubble bath and thinks "I am a vampire. I have no reflection" while Theodore peeps. Later she tells her granddad she's fallen in love with Jimmy and is leaving for New York with him. She's invited (by Yvonne DeCarlo) to a meeting of the BSA (Blood Drinkers of America) moderated by a guy with a Boris Karloff type voice. They discuss the fate of the urban vampire. A pimp looking drug dealer RH Factor (Sy Richardson) offers blood that can be snorted like coke. "I'd rather suck than sort!". When a cop discovers the meeting, they all turn into bats and fly away. There's a long, time wasting disco dance scene and Nocturna and Jimmy smoke a joint. She tells him who she really is and turns into a bat. He thinks it's an hallucination because he's high. The count and Theodore go after her. 

This disco horror film is a terrible vanity production by star Bonet who was executive producer and provided the story. Her acting and the inane dialogue are the low points. Theodore is funny though in his over the top performance ("death to the happy"). 

Director Harry Hurwitz (using the name Harry Tampa) had made the adults only FAIRY TALES (with Bonet & Richardson) the year before. His first film had been THE PROJECTIONIST (with Chuck McCann) in 1970. Years later he made SAFARI 3000 with Christopher Lee and David Carradine). Former Hollywood scarlet (and TV's Lily Munster) DeCarlo was also in GUYANA: CULT OF THE DAMNED and THE SILENT SCREAM the same year.

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Chuck vs. Rodney

THE PROJECTIONIST-1971-This unusual feature has once popular NYC children's host Chuck McCann as a movie loving projectionist who works in a theater run by a pompous and demanding manager (Rodney Dangerfield in his movie debut). When not working he wanders the city, plays pool and dreams he's a celebrity. Sometimes he imagines he's a superhero called "Captain Flash". These are Flash Gordon inspired sequences but are more like a take on silent films and comic books (Dangerfield also appears as the villain "The Bat") as the characters never talk. Word balloons are used instead. These parts are clever but a little silly now (maybe not so much in the early '70's). Ina Balin plays the girl of his dreams.

The biggest surprise in this unique low budget wonder is the use of so many mainstream Hollywood movies (especially CASABLANCA, FLASH GORDON and CITIZEN KANE). There's also a strange commercial on TV for The Christian-Judeo Good Guy Kit.

THE PROJECTIONIST was made by Harry Hurwitz (he also appears as an usher) who later made AUDITIONS, FAIRY TALES, NOCTURNA, SAFARI 3000 and others. He died in 1995 at the age of 57.

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