They Got The First Four Letters Right

THE MESSENGERS-2007-A man (Dylan McDermott) and his family move into a isolated haunted farmhouse. Mom (Penelope Ann Miller) and troubled daughter (Kristen Stewart from TWILIGHT) don't seem to get along too well but that's the least of their problems. Crows hang around threateningly and their small son sees weird apparitions. Later on the daughter is terrorized by the house and some dead people in the basement. No one believes her though. Dad is more concerned about his sunflower harvest. John Corbett is a friendly but suspicious handyman. William B. Davis hangs around for a while wanting to buy the place as the family begins to disintegrate. This cliché ridden nonsense, full of false scares and boredom was made by Oxide and Danny Pang, the Pang brothers who made EYE 2 and BANGKOK DANGEROUS.

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Dark and Stormy Crap

DARK STORM-2006-Boring Canadian production involves a secret government project working with dark matter. Two scientists (pudgy Stephen Baldwin and Rob LaBelle) head the project and Baldwin's character becomes electronically charged and there's a lot of talk. The X-Files' William B. Davis is a general who wants to close the project down. The project head is a traitor and dark matter threatens to destroy the world. Director Jason Bourque made shorts and worked in TV before this. I would have had a better time eating Canadian bacon raw than watching this.

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