Thursday, October 30, 2008

Silent But Great!





THE SEA HAWK-1924-Original version of the novel by Rafael Sabatini (who also wrote Captain Blood and Scaramouche) stars Milton Sills in the swashbuckling lead, who gets shanghaied by pirates after being betrayed by his own brother and kidnapped by Spaniards. He later meets up with The Moors and becomes the title character battling The Spanish in Gibraltar. This has been restored beautifully and TCM has shown it a couple of times.

Enid Bennett is the female lead and Wallace Beery has a standout role as a tough pirate captain. Lloyd Hughes is his brother. Lionel Belmore and Wallace McDonald are also featured. According to the entry the IMDB George O’Brien has a small role as a galley slave.

Star Milton Sills would have probably remained a star in talkies but he died suddenly of a heart attack at age 48 in 1930. Director Frank Lloyd made many silent films and later in the sound era won an Academy Award for DIVINE LADY in 1929. He also made the original MUNTINY ON THE BOUNTY, CAVALCADE and IF I WERE KING. He directed his last film in 1955 and died in 1960.

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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Emma Mae in Black Sister's Revenge



EMMA MAE-1976-The seemingly shy, sweet Emma Mae (Jeri Hayes) comes to LA to live with her hip city oriented cousins. At a get together she proves she as tough as anyone else when she socks a guy. She falls for another guy at a party just before it turns into a riot. The guy seems ok but is really a dirt bag druggie.

After a riot at a party he and his friends are arrested for beating up two cops and sent to jail. Emma Mae tries to raise money for a lawyer by opening up a car wash but “the pigs” close her down. She decides the only way to get the money is to rob a bank. She gets help from an old revolutionary named Big Daddy (Malik Carter) who gives a great speech in one scene. The robbery is successful and she gets her man out of the slammer but he two times her the same night he’s sprung and she winds up kicking his ass with many well placed groin shots and returning to her home down south. It’s a pretty funny little drama but the acting especially by Hayes in the lead role isn’t very good. It’s also known as BLACK SISTER’S REVENGE.

This was director Jamaa Fanaka’s second feature. His next in 1979 would be the exploitation hit PENITENTIARY.


"Legend is always more romantic than truth"-Barnabas Collins

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Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Quickies



CELLO-2005-After a car accident a cello teacher has weird visions which seem to be connected to her autistic daughter and her new cello. A very strange and silent housekeeper hangs around and a former student stalks her. This very derivative Korean made horror film has some creepy moments but goes on too long.



CINDERELLA-2006-Korean made horror nonsense about plastic surgery, a young woman and her kind of psycho mom/surgeon. I found the whole thing rather confusing and drawn out and there’s really no pay off. But maybe it’s me…



DARKON-2006-This is a serious documentary about a live action role playing game called “Darkon”. A bunch of people dress in armor and fight wars. Some dress like elves. They all seem very into it and explain why they do it and how it makes them feel. Folks who like role playing games will probably get a kick out of it but I fell asleep.




SYMPATHY FOR THE UNDERDOG-1971-Violent gang war drama by “The King of Yakuza Films” Kinji Fukusaku. When a huge Tokyo Yakuza drives a gang in Yokohama out of its territory the gang reorganizes in Okinawa. Things don’t go that well however and by the end of the story literally everyone is dead!



ARK-2004-This is a computer generated sci-fi fantasy is much like the better known FINAL FANTASY. Two races The Storians and The Sevians wage an eternal battle on the planet Elseon. It was a Korean/USA co-production and has some great scenes. James Woods was the only voice actor I recognized.

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. That is the principal difference between dog and man"—Mark Twain

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Monday, October 27, 2008

Violent Playground






VIOLENT PLAYGROUND-1958-While a string of fires created by arson plagues a Liverpool community, a police Sgt. (Stanley Baker) tries to help a young brother and sister who are accused of shoplifting and kind of takes shine to their older sister (Anne Heywood). Their older brother (David McCallum who was in A NIGHT TO REMEMBER the same year) is the leader of a gang of teenage thugs with mental problems. At one point he does a wild weird dance.The local priest (Peter Cushing) tries to help too. Also with Tsai Chin and Michael Chow.

This is a fairly serious look at teenage delinquency directed by Basil Dearden who went on to make THE LEAGUE OF GENTLEMEN, THE MIND BENDERS, KHARTOUM and THE MAN WHO HAUNTED HIMSELF.

“No man is ever old enough to know better”…Holbrook Jackson

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Saturday, October 25, 2008

Fish Out Of Water?

AMPHIBIAN MAN-1962-Interesting overlooked love story with Sci-Fi trappings from The former USSR. It is suppose to take place in Spain or Greece. I was a little confused by the characters’ names.

It all begins with the sighting of “a sea devil”, a mysteriously silver clad figure with a helmet and flippers. He saves a woman Gutiere from drowning and the girl’s father and her would be suitor plan to capture him.

Meanwhile a doctor (who one character refers to as “God”) lives in seclusion on a mountain. It turns out the sea devil is actually his son Ichtyandr who can breathe underwater thanks to an operation his father performed years before in hopes of creating a undersea community.

Ichtyandr and Gutiere of course meet and fall in love but not before he’s forced by the unscrupulous suitor to retrieve pearls from the ocean depth while Gutiere is held prisoner. At one point the doctor and a reporter (who knows the son’s secret) roam around in a car like sub that shoots harpoons!

It's very well done and the lighting and use of color are put to good effect. This was a huge hit in it’s homeland when first released but an American print that played on TV used a happier ending than the original one shown here. It’s based on a novel (written in the 1920’s) by the famous Russian author Aleksandra Belyaev who was probably inspired by Jules Verne. I’m not sure if the DVD is available in the US. The version I saw is from a Russia import (Thanks to Alex and Tony!).




"Why should I fear death? If I am, death is not. If death is, then I am not. Why should I fear that which can only exist if I do not? "-Epicurus

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Monday, October 20, 2008

Dolemite Dies...

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EUR has learned that after an extended illness, seminal comedian Rudy Ray Moore, better known as Dolemite, has died in Akron, Ohio. He was 81.

EUR was initially informed of the news by comedienne Luenell, a friend of the family.Moore, whose actual name was Rudolph Frank Moore, passed away Sunday from complications of diabetes, his only child and daughter, Yvette "Rusty" Wesson, told us.

According to Wikipedia, Moore is perhaps best known as Dolemite, the uniquely articulate pimp (“… rappin’ & tappin’ is my game!”) from the 1975 film "Dolemite," and its sequel, "The Human Tornado." The persona was developed during his earlier stand-up comedy records.



Rudy Ray Moore was also known as the "king of the party records" and released many comedy records throughout the 1960s and 1970s, developing a style even more rude and explicit than contemporaries like Redd Foxx and Richard Pryor. This kept him off of television and major films, but cultivated an enduring fan base. He also guested on Big Daddy Kane's CD Taste of Chocolate, released in 1990.The 2 Live Crew used Rudy Ray Moore's records as scratch samples on their early work; most notably on "Throw The Di*k."Moore starred in "Big Money Hustlas," a movie created by and starring the Insane Clown Posse, in which he played Dolemite for the first time in over 20 years.

In 2008 Rudy Ray Moore reprised the character Petey Wheatstraw for the song "I live for the Funk" Featuring Blowfly and Daniel Jordan. This marked the first time Blowfly and Rudy have collaborated on the same record together, and the 30 year anniversary since the movie was filmed.

Moore began his entertainment career as an R&B singer and continued singing through his comedy career. He developed an interest in comedy in the Army after expanding on a singing performance for other servicemen.Besides his daughter, Moore also leaves behind his 98 year-old mother Lucille. Although, Wesson couldn't tell us the exact dates, funeral services will be in Toledo, Ohio as well as Spokane, Washington where his mother and the rest of his immediate family lives.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

That Van Damme Kickboxer!




KICKBOXER-1989-This was Jean Claude Van Damme’s fifth starring role. It’s kind of like THE KARATE KID but more violent (and Ralph Macchio is a better actor).

Van Damme is the corner man for his kickboxing champ brother (Dennis Alexio), who’s pretty much an egotistical asshole. They go to Thailand to fight Muay Thai champ Tong Po (Dennis Qissi) who winds up crippling Alexio. Brother Van Damme wants revenge and trains with Xian Chow (Dennis Chen) to get it. Along the way he meets Chow’s niece (Rochelle Ashana) who provides some love interest and Haskell Anderson plays an ex-patriot American who helps out. Of course Van Damme winds up kicking Po’s butt. There were 4 sequels!

This movie is ok. One of JCVD’s best as many of the action movies that followed were disappointing. Now days his movies go directly to video/DVD. Alexio was actually a kickboxing champ nicknamed “The Terminator” but his acting is terminal. Qissi was in three other Van Damme vehicles.

"What experience and history teach is that people and governments never learned anything from history"-GWF Hegel

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Saturday, October 18, 2008

Brotherhood of Death!



BROTHERHOOD OF DEATH-1976-Three African American guys return from Viet-Nam and clash with The Klu Klux Klan after a woman is raped. The white sheriff tries to help but he’s killed. The three friends (played by ex-Redskins football players) get the rest of the black community in town to register to vote but keep running into racial opposition. Finally they kidnap the KKK leader and then disguise themselves in white robes and go to war. The movie is very badly made and acted but it’s kind of fun once it gets going. Fun might not be the right word….

"If at first you don’t succeed, failure maybe your style"-Quentin Crisp

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Thursday, October 16, 2008

Warning! Double Bad Feature



JEN-GAL-3-THE HILLBILLY MONSTER-2003-Conrad Brooks has to be stopped! Much like BLOOD SLAVES OF THE VAMPIRE WOLF this was shot on video using strange looking non-actors who just stand or sit around talking. Nothing happens! A weird looking “ape boy” escapes from a circus freak show, prowls around a cemetery and gets his foot caught in a bear trap. A doctor in charge of a sanitarium (where all the actors actually came from?) takes him in.

Meanwhile, “the monster’s” adopted father, the circus owner and the police search for him. That’s it! And it's actually a sequel! So beware of parts 1 and 2.

On the same DVD is another Brooks’ atrocity called GRANDPARENTS FROM OUTER SPACE. If it’s possible it might be worse but at least it’s short. Pot bellied Brooks and his real life wife star as aliens looking for their grandchildren. It’s a pretty pathetic talkfest with very bad acting, editing and sound.



CANNIBAL HOOKERS-1987-Part of the “I Dance On Your Grave” series. Some cannibal hookers reside in a castle with a Tor Johnson like servant cleverly named Lobo. They lure men to the castle then chop them up and eat parts of them. A girl pledging a sorority gets involved with them but a detective saves the day (sort of). It’s very disjointed, badly edited and the acting is terrible. This was low budget director Donald Farmer’s second outing. He went on to churn out many weird low budget direct to video quickies including SAVAGE VENGEANCE, VAMPIRE COP and SPACE KID.

"To me absurdity is the only reality"-Frank Zappa

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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

RIP Kim Chan

Kim Chan Character actor in movies, TV



Kim Chan, a character actor who broke through in film playing Jerry Lewis' butler in "The King of Comedy," died Sunday in New York City. He was believed to be either 93 or 94, his niece told the New York Times.

After emigrating as a boy with his family from the province of Canton, China, he worked at his family's Chinese restaurant in New York City's theater district and discovered show business. He started out appearing in small parts in plays.

In 1957, he made his film debut as a radio announcer in "A Face in the Crowd." He also played a theater cashier in "The Owl and the Pussycat" (1970), a flower vendor in "Jumpin' Jack Flash" (1986), a dim sum cook in "Cadillac Man" (1990), mob boss Uncle Benny in "Lethal Weapon 4" (1998) and the father of Jackie Chan's character in "Shanghai Knights" (2003).

In the early 1980s film "The King of Comedy," Chan was the butler who provides comic relief as he tangles with Robert De Niro, who portrays a frustrated comedian and obsessed fan who forces his way into Lewis' home.

On television, Chan played the martial-arts expert called the Ancient in "Kung Fu: The Legend Continues," a syndicated series that aired from 1993 to 1996.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

I Love The Name Of This Movie!




SOSEJI-(GEMINI)-1999-More weirdness from the director of TETSUO 1 & 2, Shinya Tsukamoto. In Japan circa the 19th century Yukio (Masahiro Motoki) is a well respected doctor married to Rin (Ryo) who seems to have amnesia where her past is concerned. One night after his parents are murdered Yuko is attacked and thrown into well. Surprise! It turns out Yukio has a twin brother he never knew about! A Siamese twin separated at birth and left to die. He’s back for revenge and for Rin who was once his lover/ partner in crime when they were growing up in the slums. Flashbacks explain the whole thing. This strange film is very well done.

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Neal Hefti, who died on Saturday aged 85, was a composer and arranger whose work played a crucial role in the success of two great jazz orchestras, that of Woody Herman in the mid-1940s and of Count Basie from 1950 onwards; he went on to write award-winning scores for Hollywood films and television shows.



From the very beginning Hefti seemed to have a natural affinity with the big-band format of brass, saxophone and rhythm sections. At its best, his writing sounds deceptively simple, with neatly interlocking melodic lines, clearly contrasting textures and an unfailing instinct for the swinging phrase.



Neal Paul Hefti was born into a musical family at Hastings, Nebraska, on October 29 1922. His mother was a music teacher and, together with his three brothers and two sisters, he received lessons in piano and basic musical theory from an early age. He was given a trumpet for Christmas, aged 11, and took to it immediately, winning numerous prizes in school band competitions. While still in high school he began writing arrangements for carnival bands, and soon his scores were being bought by the local Howard White agency for the use of dance bands on their books. He was almost entirely self-taught, picking up ideas from bands he heard on the radio.



In 1941 Hefti moved to New York, where he played trumpet in the bands of Charlie Barnet and Charlie Spivak. He travelled with the latter to Hollywood in 1943 to appear in the film Pin Up Girl, starring Betty Grable, and stayed on when the band returned to New York. After playing for a while in Los Angeles with Horace Heidt's band, Hefti joined the Herman trumpet section. It was here that his composing and arranging first made an impression on the jazz world at large. Herman had perhaps the most exciting and adventurous big band in the world at that time. Young, enthusiastic and packed with talented soloists, it combined the directness of the swing era with the audacity of the rising bebop generation.



During the year he spent with Herman, Hefti composed four of the band's most popular and characteristic pieces: Wild Root, The Good Earth, Apple Honey and Blowin' Up a Storm. In October 1945 Hefti married Herman's vocalist, Frances Wayne. The couple left the band soon afterwards, and settled in New York to pursue freelance careers. Hefti became a studio arranger and conductor. "Whatever the studio wanted me to do, I learned how," he recalled. "I did big bands, vocal 'doo-wahs', pop artists, catalogue music. I loved it all."



The big-band business collapsed dramatically at the end of the 1940s, and by 1950 most bandleaders had given up the struggle. Count Basie was forced to cut down to an eight-piece, and Hefti was called upon to supply some material for it. He came up with two numbers, Neal's Deal and Bluebeard Blues, which remain unsurpassed for the ingenuity with which the slim resources are deployed. Basie managed to start a second big band the following year and, for its first recording session, Hefti produced another masterpiece. This was Little Pony, a bravura feature for the tenor saxophonist Wardell Gray, whose lithe elegance contrasted delightfully with the weight of the full orchestra. Hefti contributed regularly to Basie's repertoire over the next decade, most notably the 1957 album E=mc², which came to be known as The Atomic Basie, containing such pieces as The Kid From Red Bank, Flight Of The Foo Birds and Lil' Darlin'. This won two Grammy awards.



It is often said that it was Hefti's attractive themes and exuberant arrangements which made the Basie band an international draw. It is also said that Basie's instructions to later arrangers, to "do it just like Neal", had an ultimately stultifying effect on the band's music. Hefti's output over the two post-war decades was quite remarkable, both in productivity and in its consistently high quality. In addition to 60 scores for Basie, he produced string accompaniments for both Charlie Parker and Clifford Brown; albums with Coleman Hawkins, June Christy, Georgie Auld; and, most notably, Harry James, plus numerous recordings under his own name. He scored a minor hit in 1951 with a catchy tune entitled Coral Reef and made a superb album, Songs For My Man, with his wife in 1956.



When Frank Sinatra started his own label, Reprise Records, in 1961, he persuaded Hefti not only to arrange for him but also to become his producer. Although not keen on the production role, he liked and admired Sinatra and they made two albums together, Sinatra-Basie and Frank Sinatra And Swinging Brass (both 1962). After this, Hefti devoted himself to film and television work. His most successful scores included How To Murder Your Wife and Sex And The Single Girl (both 1964), Barefoot In The Park (1967) and The Odd Couple (1968). His 1965 score for Harlow included the hit song Girl Talk. In 1966 he gained a Grammy Award for his theme to the Batman television series. Following his wife's death in 1978, Hefti gradually withdrew from active music making. In later years he concentrated on "taking care of my copyrights". Neal Hefti is survived by his son; a daughter predeceased him.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Un-Stuck In Time



SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5-1972-It would seem an impossibility even today to do a film version of this Kurt Vonnegut Jr. novel but George Roy Hill tried to do just that in ‘72 right between his two big blockbusters BUTCH CASSIDY & THE SUNDANCE KID and THE STING.

Making his screen debut star Michael Saks is Billy Pilgrim, a man who has become “unstuck in time”. At any moment he can be living (re-living) his life The most harrowing part of his life is his time as a POW when the city of Dresden is firebombed. (based on Vonnegut’s real life experience) but later he is kidnapped by aliens and put on display with a Hollywood actress (Valerie Perrine; the movie got some notoriety due to her topless scenes). All the jumping around really doesn’t work but it was a nice attempt.

Eugene Roach, Kevin Conway and Ron Liebman are fellow soldiers. Holly Near and Perry King are his kids. Sorrell Brook, John Dehner Friedrich von Ledebur and Roberts Blossom have roles too.

Star Saks made sporadic movie appearances after this and later retired from acting to become a successful businessman.


"It is the duty of a patriot to protect his country from its government"…Thomas Paine

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Sunday, October 12, 2008

No Soul






ALL SOULS DAY-2005-Two couples wander into a desert town in Mexico and interrupt a human sacrifice thus setting into motion the return of the town’s living dead. David Keith (who once a long time ago made some good movies) is the sheriff who rips a girl’s tongue out and creepy Danny Trejo is the guy who started the whole thing years before by becoming immortal. Jeffery Combs has a small role.

The director Jeremy Kasten is mostly an editor but it seems he has helmed a yet to be released remake of HG Lewis’ THE WIZARD OF GORE! I believe ALL SOUL'S DAYdebuted on The SCI-FI Channel cut.


"The man who doesn’t read good books has no advantage over the man who can’t read them"-Mark Twain

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