BLACK BELT JONES-Black Belt Jones (Jim
Kelly) is a Kung-Fu cop who beats up bad guys, makes loud noises and
has terrible fights. Mob boss “The Don” (Andre Philippe) wants
the land a karate school is on. It's run by Poppa Bear (Scatman
Crothers) and his two sons. A black gangster named Pinky (Malik
Carter) tries to horn in but Poppa's students beat him and his inept
gang up. After the gang accidentally kills Poppa his daughter Sidney
(Gloria Hendry) takes over the school. Later Pinky kidnaps a young
student, so Jones puts together a team consisting of himself, Sidney,
Poppa's son Toppy (Alan Weeks) and some female gymnasts! They dress
as ninjas and infiltrate The Don's place and steal photographs and
money to pay Clarence's ransom. After a ludicrous fight on a train
car (the thugs just stand in line and get beat up), Jones turns the
two gangs against each other. He also takes time to frolic on the
beach with Sidney. The unintentionally funny climax takes place in a
car wash where Jones beats up the bad guys amid a sea of soap suds
(no one bothers using a gun)!
Despite being directed by Robert Clouse
who made ENTER THE DRAGON the year before (also with Kelly) this
isn't very well done. Maybe they were in a rush to play off the
success of DRAGON and Kelly who pumps his fist a lot while doing a
bad Bruce Lee imitation. A made in Hong Kong sequel showed up a few
years year.
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