Saturday, January 19, 2013

Why? Why?



CAPTIVITY-2007-Another in the seemingly unending treadmill of torture-horror-bullshit overrated hits like SAW have inspired. Now more than ever I feel the people who churn out crap like this really need psychiatric help. Don't get me started on the audience!

Jennifer (Elisha Cuthbert from HOUSE OF WAX and THE GIRL NEXT DOOR) is a top fashion model who's drugged at bar and kidnapped and imprisoned by a sadistic nut (Pruitt Taylor Vince). Occasionally she's forced to watch films of the killer torturing previous victims (and also of herself being interviewed). Eventually she meets another captive named Gary (Daniel Gillies; John Jameson in SPIDER-MAN 2). They try to escape a couple of times but don't succeed (unfortunately for the audience). The loony kills her dog and subjects her and Gary to a bunch of disturbing mind games (while watching them on video).

 It has to do with two brothers (Oh! What a giveaway!) who were molested by their druggie mother as kids. Things take a real stupid turn when 2 FBI agents show up. 

One of the screenwriters was Larry Cohen who once made good B-type movies (IT'S ALIVE, THE STUFF, Q). Director Roland Jaffe made films like THE KILLING FIELDS and THE MISSION, so like what happened?

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Wednesday, January 16, 2013

The Last Man


THE LAST MAN ON EARTH-1964-Despite it's low budget drawbacks and some bad dubbing this first version of Richard Matheson's novel “I Am Legend” is pretty good. It inspired George Romero and John Russo on NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD. 





In 1965, three years after a mysterious plague turned the world populace into undead vampire like creatures, Dr. Robert Morgan (Vincent Price) is the title character, a scientist who is immune to the disease. He spends his days scouring the city looking for the secret hideout where the creatures are staying and when he finds any stragglers he drives wooden stakes through their hearts. At night he holds up in his house where a gang of the un-dead try to break in while their “leader” (Giacomo Rossi-Stuart; later in SNOW DEVILS) ( a former living friend of the doctor's) intones “Morgan, come out Morgan!”). They have decidedly vampire like weaknesses too. They only came out after sun down, don't like mirrors, garlic or crosses! 










Flashbacks reveal how things started with Morgan a once happy scientist with a wife and small daughter watching while the plague spreads throughout the world killing everyone around him with corpses (some still living) thrown into a huge burning pit. After his daughter is thrown there he vows not to let his wife go the same way and when she dies, he buries her, only to have a visit from her a few nights later! Back in the present Morgan finds a living dog and makes it his pet but the animal has the virus too and he has to “stake it”. Soon after he meets a mysterious woman (Franca Bettoia) named Ruth who suspiciously shows up and is allergic to garlic. It turns out she's a spy from a reorganized society that has found a temporary cure for the virus! But the group views Morgan as a “monster” and a “legend in the city” because many of the “vampires” he killed were actually part of the group. Ruth was dispatched to keep Morgan at bay so the group can come and kill him at night. “Your new society sounds charming”. Couldn't they have just sent a postcard saying: “Please stop”? 










After giving Ruth a transfusion of his own blood and curing her completely Morgan eludes the group (they seem to bring their women and children along on the hunt) for a short time but he's eventually shot and speared in a church after intoning “You're freaks. I'm a man. The last man”.

LMOE was produced by Robert Lippert and  Samuel Arkoff and filmed in Rome Italy (the film is supposed to take place in Los Angeles) and proved a drawback. As Price himself said “if there's one city on the face of the Earth that looks less like LA it's Rome”! Also the climatic chase scene finale is badly directed, very choppy and dark. Morgan somehow out runs his would be killers who are driving trucks and though they are only a few feet beyond him while chasing him up some stairs they never use their guns! 

Still scenes of the deserted streets littered with abandoned cars and corpses are well staged and the whole film has a eerie claustrophobic feel. The original Italian director is Ublado Ragona. The US version is credited to busy TV director Sidney Salkow (who worked with Price the same year on TWICE TOLD TALES). 



Price gives his all to the role evoking lots of sympathy but never going overboard. By today's standards he's probably miscast (so was Will Smith in the 2007 (second) remake) but who else would have starred in THE LAST MAN ON EARTH in 1964?! He made THE TOMB OF LIGEIA and THE MASQUE OF THE RED DEATH the same year. 



Richard Matheson co-wrote the screenplay under the pseudonym Logan Swanson (he didn't care for the results of the film). He'd co-written THE COMEDY OF TERRORS (which co-starred Price) the year before.

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Sunday, January 13, 2013

Super Hero




GREEN LANTERN-2011-I don't really think the people who made this flop adaptation of the cool DC comics superhero (this version created by Gil Kane and John Broome) really knew what they were doing. 

Ryan Reynolds (X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE) is Hal Jordan, a reckless pilot who becomes Earth's green guardian after the original is killed. He has a lantern and says the famous phrase: "In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight, let those who worship evil's might, beware my power, Green Lantern's light".

They even throw in a few other alien Lanterns and their little bosses The Guardians. Mark Strong (KICK-ASS) is Sinestro and Blake Lively helps bog things down as Jordan's love interest. Tim Robbins and Angela Bassett are also in it. 

GL must face a super being called Parallax, who lives on fear but somebody forgot to tell director Martin Campbell (THE MARK OF ZORRO, two James Bond movies, EDGE OF DARKNESS) he was making a movie about a comic book superhero not SFX laden science fiction talk fest which is what this is.

When are they gonna do a movie version of Bwana Beast? 

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Sunday, January 6, 2013

Jungle Jim 2




THE LOST TRIBE-1949-This was the second installment of the Jungle Jim series starring ex-Tarzan Johnny Weissmuller. ]

A travelogue opening uses stock footage to explain the various local animals. 

When Jim rescues Li Wanna (Elena Verdugo the doomed  gypsy in  HOUSE OF FRANKENSTEIN), a native girl from rampaging animals he learns she is from a lost city “beyond the mountains”. Her tribe needs Jim's help because “white men” want the tribe's stash of diamonds. When a lion attacks a gorilla and it's baby, Jim wrestles the king of the jungle and kills it with his knife. He seems none the worst for wear except he loses his hat but the gorilla (man in a suit) seems grateful. Jim also gets help from Kaw-Kaw, a crow and Skipper, a dog. 

A guy named Calhoun (Joseph Vitale) is after the diamonds and fortunately Li Wanna's brother Chot (Paul Marion) is sweet on Norina (Myrna Dell) who is in cahoots with Calhoun and a ship captain (Ralph Dunn) to obtain the mother lode. Later (in a badly staged scene) Jim kills a shark threatening some pearl divers. I liked the introduction Jim gives to Norina when she asks his name : “Jim. Just Jim”. Most of this is Jim running back and forth from the jungle to the town then swimming to the ship and going back to the jungle. He has a lot of fights but never runs out of energy. Finally when he's forced to lead Calhoun and his men to the lost city, a gang of gorillas kill the intruders. Jim's relationship with the apes is kind of funny!

The weirdest thing about this Sam Katzman low budget production is the “un-Africa” like setting. There are no black natives. Most seem Asian or Polynesian!

Johnny Weismuller's last Tarzan appearance was in 1948's TARZAN AND THE MERMAIDS. Except for one movie in 1947 (SWAMP FIRE with Buster Crabbe, another film Tarzan) the only movies he'd make would JJ films until 1977 when had a cameo in WON TON TON: THE DOG THAT SAVED HOLLYWOOD! 

THE LOST TRIBE was directed by William Berke, the veteran low budget director who'd helm a few more in the series.

I reviewed the first Jungle Jim entry here: http://moviemeltdown.blogspot.com/2010/01/jungle-jim-jumps-in.html

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Video Game



TEKKEN-2010-Corporations run the world in this futuristic martial arts science fiction Japan/US co-production based on the popular video game series. Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa (in cartoon make up) is Mishima, head of the Tekken corporation, the most powerful, cruelest, crummiest, not nice corporation of them all. Jon Foo is Jun, a smart ass who's mother (Tamlyn Tomita) is killed by Tekken so he vows revenge. Inside a steel cage death match the skinny boy somehow beats champion Marshall Law (real life MMA fighter Cung Le) so he can compete in Tekken's Iron Fist tournament although his mom told him never to do it. 

TEKKEN mostly plays like the video game it's based on but I'm sure gamers don't like it as it is just fight after fight like any other of it's kind. 

Ian Antony Dale is Mishima's real and arrogant son, Luke Goss is Jun's trainer, Kelly Overton is a female fighter and direct to video martial arts veteran Gary Daniels is a fighter named Bryan Fury. The director Dwight Little was doing mainly TV at the time he made this but in the past made HALLOWEEN 4: THE RETURN OF MICHAEL MEYERS, a version of THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA with Robert Englund, MARKED FOR DEATH with Steven Seagal and RAPID FIRE with Brandon Lee.

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Thursday, January 3, 2013

Hammer Rival



THE BEAST MUST DIE-1974-In this Amicus production (at the the time Amicus was the chief rival to Hammer) an eccentric millionaire Tom Newcliffe (top billed Calvin Lockhart) gathers eight people to his estate (which is wired with cameras and overseen by Anton Diffring). He claims that one of them is a werewolf and plans to hunt it when one of the guests transforms during an anticipated full moon. His lover Caroline is played by Marlene Clark (who co-starred in GANJA AND HESS the year before). Peter Cushing is featured as one of the eight, a werewolf expert with a German accent. Charles Gray, Michael Gambon and Ciaran Madden are also featured. 

There's a lot of debating over who is the werewolf while Newcliffe waits for the chance to hunt down his prey. The werewolf this time however is an animal not the usual man in make-up wolf. Near the end a clock appears on the screen to give viewers the chance to decide who is the wolf. It's based on a novel by James Blish. 

Director Paul Arnett did mostly BBC TV before and after this.   

Cushing was in no less than 7 films in 1974 including MADHOUSE (with Vincent Price) and LEGEND OF THE SEVEN GOLDEN VAMPIRES. 

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Wednesday, January 2, 2013

First for 2013

Well, it has been a while since I posted but hopefully that will change in 2013. Happy New Year!




MULBERRY STREET-2006-A virus carried by rats turns residents of NYC's Lower East Side into blood drinking, flesh craving zombie rat people in this horror film that uses a lot of character development to cover up the fact it's just another 28 DAYS LATER rip-off with very jerky camera effects. The zombies are fairly grotesque but not very powerful as a bar owner beats a few of them up with a frying pan. The lead character is an ex-boxer named Clutch (Nick Damici) who takes out a few zombies with punches. Meanwhile his soldier-daughter (Kim Blair) wanders the city trying to unite with her dad. Once again the ending seems to say it might have been caused by our evil government. Writer/director Jim Mickle does a competent job handily the cast and gore but it's too dark and frenetic.

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