RAGE WAR-(aka THE
DUNGEON-MASTER)-1984-In this low budget anthology from Empire
Pictures, a running guy Paul (Jeffery Byron) is obsessed with his
talking computer Cal. His fiance Gwen (Leslie Wing) doesn't like it.
After a weird dream, Paul is transported to some kind of cave where
Gwen is chained to a rock with fire all around. A strange
wizard/sorcerer Mestema (Richard Moll) likes Paul's "magic"
(his computer is on his watch) and says he will make a worthy
opponent. Later Paul and Gwen find a cave full of frozen people from the past
including Einstein and Bloody Mary. They are attacked by Jack the Ripper,
a mummy, a wolf man & some other creatures but an ice crystal
destroys the bad guys. After Gwen disappears Paul meets the troll
Ratspit (John Carl Buechler) then some cartoon dragons fight. When
Mestema plays some of his music Paul counters with his own (the
movie's theme). Paul is then transported to a heavy metal concert
where a comical Ozzy clone sings. Gwen is a victim of their S & M
show but Cal destroys them.
In another land some dwarfs steal his
computer watch. Then a giant stone statue comes to life and shoots a
laser from its head. Paul destroys it and winds up in an alley with a
dead woman, victim of a serial killer. Gwen is his next victim and
Paul has to save her. Two dumb cops arrest him but he escapes. They
elude the killer and are then menaced by a flaming devil head. Next
in another cave a monster throws exploding rocks at Paul. Before it
dies it turns into an angel like woman. In a graveyard of airplanes
the pair are threatened by some hooded soldiers and a little guy who
talks like Cousin Itt. At the end Paul and Mestema fight it out and
somehow Paul wins. They are freed.
Like most Empire junk it's
imaginative but makes no sense, the acting (especially by Byron as
Paul) is bad, the sfx so so and the script is dumb. It's in seven
parts with each directed by a different person (including Buechler,
David Allen, Charles Band, Peter Manoogian, Ted Nicolaou).
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