Wednesday, August 1, 2018

Bad!



BAD LANDERS-1992-Horri-terrible (I couldn't decide which word described this movie better, so I combined them) science fiction space nonsense about a Mad Max wannabe named Blaine (James Phillips} involved with slave traders led by Broxton (Michael Foley) on the planet Annakin (!) while looking for an old man named Himshaw and a place called Cypress. Apparently at one time Himshaw was the king of Annakin but was banished by his evil brother Akira. After being drugged and tortured by Broxton Blaine is saved by Kabilya (Deborah Thompson-Carlin) and they escape together. They find Cypress destroyed but meet Himshaw (Jack Willcock). Nearly everyone is killed in the finale and when you think it's finally over there's one more stupid fight between Blaine and Broxton. 

A sneaky con-man in a suit and tie seems to be based on Curly Howard. Another cinematographer, this time Armand Gazarian tries his hand at directing and fails!

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