Monday, September 5, 2022

Another Fine Mess (of a movie)

 

 (bestbuy.com)

NINJA DEATH-1987-Two brothers protect a princess and her baby from some ninjas. The ninja leader kills one of the brothers and the princess commits suicide. The other brother escapes with the baby. Then two ninjas fight each other in front of a red light. Then an oiled muscular guy jumps around. He fights the two ninjas then a female ninja shows up and decapitates one of the ninjas. She and the muscular guy fight an old guy in a gold jumpsuit and someone in a horned mask. Then it jumps to Tiger (Alexander Rei Lo), a hawker outside a bordello who has a lot of stupid conversations about sex with would be clients. He has a few fights after a Japanese whorehouse opens up next door. He goes to his "master" who beats him up then puts him through some torturous training. Meanwhile the old guy plays a flute and the guy in the horned mask goes crazy killing two fighters. Later Tiger's master tells him about ninjas. 3 show up and so does the horned guy called "Devil Mask". There's lots of dumb dubbed dialogue, a guy spits on a baby and two bizarre sex scenes but the fights are pretty good! Uncredited director Joseph Kuo also made two sequels.

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