Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Go Directly To Jail



GIRLS IN CHAINS-1943-Arline Judge (with a weird too big hair-do) is the sister in law of gangster Johnny Moon (Allen Byron) who has a hard time keeping a job because of this connection. She winds up being a psychologist at a girls reform school. A policeman (Roger Clark) investigates the corruption at the school and tries to nail Moon.

This movie is badly made despite being helmed by the great Edgar Ulmer who usually managed to inject surprising scenes into his low budget output (he made DETOUR in ‘45). I think he must have edited it on his lunch hour from another film! There’s a real surprising lapse of continuity involving Sid Melton (as Moon’s henchman). Emmett Lynn portrays a timid guy who becomes a drunk and helps out in the end. Barbara Pepper (later Mrs. Ziffel on TV's GREEN ACRES) plays an inmate.

Star Judge spend most of her career in low budget films and was more well known for having been married 8 times! Her last film appearance was in the horror quickie THE CRAWLING HAND. She died in 1974.

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Monday, September 29, 2008

Raw Meat



RAW MEAT-1972-Underneath the subway stations in London a cannibalistic maniac (Hugh Armstrong) kidnaps riders for food. He’s the last survivor of a group of workers who were trapped down there in an accident, Donald Pleasence is a cynical police inspector investigating the disappearances. Norman Rossington is his assistant and Clive Swift (who was in FRENZY the same year) is another inspector. David (son of Alan) Ladd is an American who becomes a suspect. His girlfriend (Sharon Gurney) is later taken by the dirty old cannibal. Ladd makes some jokes concerning apathetical New Yorkers and Christopher Lee is in one scene as MI-5 that butts heads with Pleasence.

RAW MEAT is a fairly strange little movie made in England by US director Gary Sherman who later made VICE SQUAD, WANTED:DEAD OR ALIVE and POLTERGEIST 3. For it’s time it’s quite gory. Also known as DEATHLINE. Pleasence was in 5 other movies (and an episode of TV’s Hawaii 5-0) in ‘72!

"Mind the doors"! and thanks for reading!

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Snakes Are A Pain


Cool poster though!

SNAKES ON A PLANE-2006-I guess this movie is kind of a set-up. There’s a lot of cliched characters and everything goes from bad to worse. A guy (Nathan Phillips) in Hawaii witnesses a mobster killing a lawyer. Agent Samuel L. Jackson convinces him to go to LA to testify. The mobster knows this and sabotages the plane having snakes released during the flight. Really!

There’s a lot of stupid character build up (a guy who hates flying, a rapper who doesn’t liked to be touched, a grouchy Englishman, air head blonde with a dog) leading up to the snake attack but when the reptiles attack they come out of everywhere. Passengers are bitten on the neck, the eye, the mouth and one guy gets it while urinating (I don’t have to tell you what body part do I?). Fortunately Jackson keeps most of them at bay with a tazer! Julianna Margulies plays a stewardess.

Director David R. Ellis was a former stuntman who also made FINAL DESTINATION 2.

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Saturday, September 27, 2008

Pam Grier!



COFFY-1973-Blaxplotation classic featuring Pam Grier as a revenge-seeking nurse out to kill the pushers who made her younger sister a dope addict. She blows a gang leader’s head away and forces his assistant to overdose. She then poses as a hooker from Jamaica to get close to the white businessman leader (Alan Arbus). Robert DoQui is King George, a dumb pimp and Sid Haig is a thug. Violence, nudity and a long catfight are features of this entertaining but dated ‘70’s tale.

Veteran exploitation director Jack Hill made FOXY BROWN (also with Grier) after this. Around this time Hill did some editing work on Boris Karloff’s Mexican horror films (sadly Karloff’s last film work).


FOXY BROWN-1974-In perhaps her ultimate “blaxplotation” film Pam Grier is the tough no nonsense title character who’s boyfriend (Terry Carter from TV’s McCLOUD) has just had plastic surgery and gets a new face. He was an undercover cop whose testimony put away some drug dealers. Ugly Antonio Fargas (Huggy Bear from TV’s STARSKY & HUTCH) is her drug dealing/user brother who although quite a dim-wit somehow figures out the whole scheme, rats on her boyfriend who is then gunned down by drug dealers. Foxy goes for revenge, shooting, burning and even castrating one thug. She also finds time to steal a plane owned by drug runner Sid Haig. All the bad guys are white but everyone spews racist dialogue. Jack Hill only made three more movies after this.



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RIP Paul Newman

From The Associated Press:

Legendary actor Paul Newman dies at age 83

WESTPORT, Conn. - Paul Newman, the Academy-Award winning superstar who personified cool as the anti-hero of such films as "Hud," "Cool Hand Luke" and "The Color of Money" — and as an activist, race car driver and popcorn impresario — has died. He was 83.

Newman died Friday after a long battle with cancer at his farmhouse near Westport, publicist Jeff Sanderson said. He was surrounded by his family and close friends.
In May, Newman had dropped plans to direct a fall production of "Of Mice and Men," citing unspecified health issues.

He got his start in theater and on television during the 1950s, and went on to become one of the world's most enduring and popular film stars, a legend held in awe by his peers. He was nominated for Oscars 10 times, winning one regular award and two honorary ones, and had major roles in more than 50 motion pictures, including "Exodus," "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid," "The Verdict," "The Sting" and "Absence of Malice."

Newman worked with some of the greatest directors of the past half century, from Alfred Hitchcock and John Huston to Robert Altman, Martin Scorsese and the Coen brothers. His co-stars included Elizabeth Taylor, Lauren Bacall, Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks and, most famously, Robert Redford, his sidekick in "Butch Cassidy" and "The Sting."

He sometimes teamed with his wife and fellow Oscar winner, Joanne Woodward, with whom he had one of Hollywood's rare long-term marriages. "I have steak at home, why go out for hamburger?" Newman told Playboy magazine when asked if he was tempted to stray. They wed in 1958, around the same time they both appeared in "The Long Hot Summer," and Newman directed her in several films, including "Rachel, Rachel" and "The Glass Menagerie."

With his strong, classically handsome face and piercing blue eyes, Newman was a heartthrob just as likely to play against his looks, becoming a favorite with critics for his convincing portrayals of rebels, tough guys and losers. "I was always a character actor," he once said. "I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood."

Newman had a soft spot for underdogs in real life, giving tens of millions to charities through his food company and setting up camps for severely ill children. Passionately opposed to the Vietnam War, and in favor of civil rights, he was so famously liberal that he ended up on President Nixon's "enemies list," one of the actor's proudest achievements, he liked to say.

A screen legend by his mid-40s, he waited a long time for his first competitive Oscar, winning in 1987 for "The Color of Money," a reprise of the role of pool shark "Fast" Eddie Felson, whom Newman portrayed in the 1961 film "The Hustler."

Newman delivered a magnetic performance in "The Hustler," playing a smooth-talking, whiskey-chugging pool shark who takes on Minnesota Fats — played by Jackie Gleason — and becomes entangled with a gambler played by George C. Scott. In the sequel — directed by Scorsese — "Fast Eddie" is no longer the high-stakes hustler he once was, but rather an aging liquor salesman who takes a young pool player (Cruise) under his wing before making a comeback.

He won an honorary Oscar in 1986 "in recognition of his many and memorable compelling screen performances and for his personal integrity and dedication to his craft." In 1994, he won a third Oscar, the Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award, for his charitable work.

His most recent academy nod was a supporting actor nomination for the 2002 film "Road to Perdition." One of Newman's nominations was as a producer; the other nine were in acting categories. (Jack Nicholson holds the record among actors for Oscar nominations, with 12; actress Meryl Streep has had 14.)

As he passed his 80th birthday, he remained in demand, winning an Emmy and a Golden Globe for the 2005 HBO drama "Empire Falls" and providing the voice of a crusty 1951 car in the 2006 Disney-Pixar hit, "Cars."

But in May 2007, he told ABC's "Good Morning America" he had given up acting, though he intended to remain active in charity projects. "I'm not able to work anymore as an actor at the level I would want to," he said. "You start to lose your memory, your confidence, your invention. So that's pretty much a closed book for me."

He received his first Oscar nomination for playing a bitter, alcoholic former star athlete in the 1958 film "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." Elizabeth Taylor played his unhappy wife and Burl Ives his wealthy, domineering father in Tennessee Williams' harrowing drama, which was given an upbeat ending for the screen.

In "Cool Hand Luke," he was nominated for his gritty role as a rebellious inmate in a brutal Southern prison. The movie was one of the biggest hits of 1967 and included a tagline, delivered one time by Newman and one time by prison warden Strother Martin, that helped define the generation gap, "What we've got here is (a) failure to communicate."

Newman's hair was graying, but he was as gourgeous as ever and on the verge of his greatest popular success. In 1969, Newman teamed with Redford for "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid," a comic Western about two outlaws running out of time. Newman paired with Redford again in 1973 in "The Sting," a comedy about two Depression-era con men. Both were multiple Oscar winners and huge hits, irreverent, unforgettable pairings of two of the best-looking actors of their time.

Newman also turned to producing and directing. In 1968, he directed "Rachel, Rachel," a film about a lonely spinster's rebirth. The movie received four Oscar nominations, including Newman, for producer of a best motion picture, and Woodward, for best actress. The film earned Newman the best director award from the New York Film Critics.

In the 1970s, Newman, admittedly bored with acting, became fascinated with auto racing, a sport he studied when he starred in the 1972 film, "Winning." After turning professional in 1977, Newman and his driving team made strong showings in several major races, including fifth place in Daytona in 1977 and second place in the Le Mans in 1979.

"Racing is the best way I know to get away from all the rubbish of Hollywood," he told People magazine in 1979.

Despite his love of race cars, Newman continued to make movies and continued to pile up Oscar nominations, his looks remarkably intact, his acting becoming more subtle, nothing like the mannered method performances of his early years, when he was sometimes dismissed as a Brando imitator. "It takes a long time for an actor to develop the assurance that the trim, silver-haired Paul Newman has acquired," Pauline Kael wrote of him in the early 1980s.

In 1982, he got his Oscar fifth nomination for his portrayal of an honest businessman persecuted by an irresponsible reporter in "Absence of Malice." The following year, he got his sixth for playing a down-and-out alcoholic attorney in "The Verdict."

In 1995, he was nominated for his slyest, most understated work yet, the town curmudgeon and deadbeat in "Nobody's Fool." New York Times critic Caryn James found his acting "without cheap sentiment and self-pity," and observed, "It says everything about Mr. Newman's performance, the single best of this year and among the finest he has ever given, that you never stop to wonder how a guy as good-looking as Paul Newman ended up this way."

Newman, who shunned Hollywood life, was reluctant to give interviews and usually refused to sign autographs because he found the majesty of the act offensive, according to one friend.
He also claimed that he never read reviews of his movies.

"If they're good you get a fat head and if they're bad you're depressed for three weeks," he said.
Off the screen, Newman had a taste for beer and was known for his practical jokes. He once had a Porsche installed in Redford's hallway — crushed and covered with ribbons.

"I think that my sense of humor is the only thing that keeps me sane," he told Newsweek magazine in a 1994 interview.

In 1982, Newman and his Westport neighbor, writer A.E. Hotchner, started a company to market Newman's original oil-and-vinegar dressing. Newman's Own, which began as a joke, grew into a multimillion-dollar business selling popcorn, salad dressing, spaghetti sauce and other foods. All of the company's profits are donated to charities. By 2007, the company had donated more than $175 million, according to its Web site.

"We will miss our friend Paul Newman, but are lucky ourselves to have known such a remarkable person," Robert Forrester, vice chairman of Newman's Own Foundation, said in a statement.

Hotchner said Newman should have "everybody's admiration."

"For me it's the loss of an adventurous freindship over the past 50 years and it's the loss of a great American citizen," Hotchner told The Associated Press.

In 1988, Newman founded a camp in northeastern Connecticut for children with cancer and other life-threatening diseases. He went on to establish similar camps in several other states and in Europe.

He and Woodward bought an 18th century farmhouse in Westport, where they raised their three daughters, Elinor "Nell," Melissa and Clea.

Newman had two daughters, Susan and Stephanie, and a son, Scott, from a previous marriage to Jacqueline Witte.

Scott died in 1978 of an accidental overdose of alcohol and Valium. After his only son's death, Newman established the Scott Newman Foundation to finance the production of anti-drug films for children.

Newman was born in Cleveland, Ohio, the second of two boys of Arthur S. Newman, a partner in a sporting goods store, and Theresa Fetzer Newman.

He was raised in the affluent suburb of Shaker Heights, where he was encouraged him to pursue his interest in the arts by his mother and his uncle Joseph Newman, a well-known Ohio poet and journalist.

Following World War II service in the Navy, he enrolled at Kenyon College in Gambier, Ohio, where he got a degree in English and was active in student productions.

He later studied at Yale University's School of Drama, then headed to New York to work in theater and television, his classmates at the famed Actor's Studio including Brando, James Dean and Karl Malden. His breakthrough was enabled by tragedy: Dean, scheduled to star as the disfigured boxer in a television adaptation of Ernest Hemingway's "The Battler," died in a car crash in 1955. His role was taken by Newman, then a little-known performer.

Newman started in movies the year before, in "The Silver Chalice," a costume film he so despised that he took out an ad in Variety to apologize. By 1958, he had won the best actor award at the Cannes Film Festival for the shiftless Ben Quick in "The Long Hot Summer."

In December 1994, about a month before his 70th birthday, he told Newsweek magazine he had changed little with age.

"I'm not mellower, I'm not less angry, I'm not less self-critical, I'm not less tenacious," he said. "Maybe the best part is that your liver can't handle those beers at noon anymore," he said.

Newman is survived by his wife, five children, two grandsons and his older brother Arthur.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Reel Horror..Real Bad




REEL HORROR-1985-Be warned! This is not a movie! It’s a piece of crap! It’s actually a compilation of 8 movies just thrown together with a some new video footage added of some freaks trying to be funny. I say trying to be because although there’s music and sound effects there’s no dialogue! Even when the actors (?) are speaking!

And the films they use aren’t actually scenes. They are more like condensed versions! To add to the nonsense the films are also shown without dialogue and new music and sound effects are added! All the non-action stops at one point so a stupid song can be sung!

According to the credits this dreck was “conceived and directed by” actor Ross Hagen, a guy who’s been hanging out in independent movies for years. He produced and starred in the ludicrous SIDEHACKERS and directed as well as co-starred in one of the films used here, NIGHT CREATURE. He must have been doing some heavy drugs when he “conceived” this. But the actually worst thing about it is they have the nerve to imply that John Carradine Leslie Caron and Catherine Bach star in this mess because of their appearances in the films that were used!

It’s a good thing capital punishment isn’t used for bad filmmaking. Some of the other films used: CYCLE SAVAGE MAXIE NICOLE and PIGS.

Thanks to my friend Tony who supplied the DVD I saw and thanks for reading!

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

The Lone Wolf (not the Japanese guy)



THE LONE WOLF SERIES-This series of films concerned a retired jewel thief named Michael Lanyard. Author Louis Joseph Vance created the character, which had already been filmed many times dating back to the silent days. These four entries are the most popular and they all starred actor Warren William (quite popular in his day as well).


THE LONE WOLF SPY HUNT-1939-Here the title character Michael Lanyard is a well off widower with a small daughter (Virginia Weidler; later in Katherine Hepburn’s sister in THE PHILIDELPHIA STORY) and a butler (Leonard Carey). He gets in hot water when some gangsters (Ralph Morgan and soon to be famous Rita Hayworth) want him to crack a safe containing some government rocket plans. Ida Lupino is his “younger” girlfriend who tries to help but usually just gets in the way. A police inspector (Don Beddoe) and his Sgt. (Tom Dugan) spend a lot of time trying to pin the crime on Lanyard.

The ensuing entries are nothing like this one that may have been an attempted to compete with the popular THIN MAN series. Some of the dialogue is quite funny.

Ben Weldon is the lead henchman. An un-billed Jack Norton is featured as his usual drunk and there are other un-billed appearances by I. Standford Jolly, Vernon Dent, Marc Lawrence and James Craig.

Director Peter Godfrey directed a few other films including THE TWO MRS. CARROLLS and THE WOMAN IN WHITE. Star William was D’Artangan in James Whales’ THE MAN IN THE IRON MASK the same year. Leading lady Lupino became a star a few years later co-starring with Bogart in THE DRIVE BY NIGHT and HIGH SIERRA.




THE LONE WOLF STRIKES-1940-In the second of the popular series William is still the ex-thief Michael Lanyard but now he is no longer a widower nor does he have a daughter. He’s obsessed with raising fish instead! Eric Blore is now cast as his comical butler who longs for the “old days” of crime. Here he’s involved with the theft of some expensive pearls and the murder of a friend. Don Beddoe returns as the police inspector still trying to pin any crime on Lanyard but Fred Kelsey is now his second in command. Also with Addison Richards, Mongtagu Love, Alan Baxter and Joan Perry (who later married Columbia head honcho Harry Cohn). Sidney Salkow directed the next episode too.


THE LONE WOLF MEETS A LADY-1940-Once again The Lone Wolf, Michael Lanyard (Warren William) gets involved in another theft, this time a rare family heirloom. Eric Blore is still his butler. Jean Muir holds the valuables and her ex-husband (Roger Pryor) tries to help thief Victor Jory get them. Lanyard tries to help her and winds up getting the crime pinned on him. Fred Kelsey returns as a detective but his boss is now played by Thurston Hall! Strangely Don Beddoe who played the police inspector in the first two is now reduced to an un-billed role as a coroner! Shemp Howard has one scene as a pickpocket.


THE LONE WOLF TAKES A CHANCE-1941-Warren William and Eric Blore return in the most far-fetched and comical entry of the four. Lanyard uses a plane and a blow-up of a newsreel short to help solve a crime involving an inventor (Lloyd Bridges) and his burglar proof railroad car. Thurston Hall and Fred Kelsey return as the police determined to pin a murder rap on Lanyard. Don Beddoe is now a local sheriff! June Storey, Henry Wilcoxon and Regis Toomey co-star.

Star William (sometimes referred rather unfairly as "the poor man's John Barrymore), would play The Lone Wolf in 5 more features and was the first film portrayer of Perry Mason. He had a small role in Universal’s THE WOLF MAN the same year as TAKES A CHANCE. He played Sam Spade in the second remake of THE MALTESE FALCON, SATAN MET A LADY (although Bette Davis was the star). After The Lone Wolf features he portrayed another detective Philo Vance. He died in 1948 of bone marrow cancer at age 52. One of his last roles was as the villain in Edgar Ulmer’s STRANGE ILLUSION.



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Monday, September 22, 2008

The Blood On Satan's Claw




THE BLOOD ON SATAN’S CLAW-1971-This middle ages witchcraft tale was made by the same studio (Tigon) that produced THE PATHFINDER GENERAL (aka CONQUERER WORM in the US).

The devil seems to be taking over the children in a tiny English village. Their kind of leader and chief instigator is Angel (Linda Hayden; who got very well known at the time because of her nude scene). They kill several children and one girl is raped. Meanwhile the pompous squire (James Hayter) thinks the local minister (Anthony Ainley) is to blame. Patrick Wymark (who died shortly after finishing this) is The Judge and Simon Williams is a local who chops off his own hand. Despite a few dumb parts TBOSC is very atmospheric and entertaining. Barry Andrews and Tamara Ustinov are also in it.

Director Piers Haggard worked mostly in British TV but made other films including THE FIENDISH PLOT OF DR. FU MANCHU (Peter Sellers last) and VENOM.

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Sunday, September 21, 2008

Soon It Will Be Gone...













After tonight's game it's all over....

Don't Worry You Won't Have To Watch It Now!







DON’T WORRY WE’LL THINK OF A TITLE-1966-By the title you know where this is going. Three co-stars of TV’s THE DICK VAN DYKE SHOW (in it’s last year in ‘66) star in this inane black and white comedy that seems more like a TV movie. Director Harmon Jones did do a lot of TV! In fact it’s the only movie he directed in the ‘60’s.

Morey Amsterdam plays an inept short order cook at a diner owned by Richard Deacon. Rose Marie is a waitress. Another waitress named Magda (January Jones) inherits a book store from her uncle. This is the only scene worth watching as the lawyer is played by Moe Howard! After Deacon fires the dumb duo they go to work at the bookstore.

Meanwhile Amsterdam is mistaken for a Russian cosmonaut. Two KGB agents follow him around. From one stupid scene to the other. The script (co-written by Amsterdam) is filled with clichéd jokes and puns. The first part has numerous famous cameos (Steve Allen, Nick Adams, Charley Weaver, Milton Berle, Percy Helton, Irene Ryan, Danny Thomas, Forrest Tucker and another Van Dyke co-star Carl Reiner).

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Saturday, September 20, 2008

Don't Miss It!



ONE MISSED CALL-(Chakushim ari)-2003-A group of friends begin to receive cell phone messages from themselves in the future foretelling their own deaths in this RINGU influenced horror tale by director Takashi Miike (ICHI THE KILLER, DEAD OR ALIVE).

A suicide, an abused child and a woman who can’t look through peep holes all figure in the story. Once again Miike delivers the eerie goods. Goro Kishitani (RETURNER) has a small role as a weird undertaker. It’s based on a novel and spawned two sequels (and a TV series) and was given the “ultimate tribute” when Hollywood remade it in 2008.

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Friday, September 19, 2008

2 By Fuller!

And now two from one of my favorite directors!



HELL AND HIGH WATER-1954-Richard Widmark (one of the most unappealing leading men of all time) leads a privately financed submarine expedition to try and stop WW3 in this Cold War drama by Samuel Fuller. Along the way he romances a French scientist (Bella Darvi who co-starred in THE EGYPTIAN the same year). It turns out (the un-named) Red China wants to drop an atomic bomb and let the USA take the blame! The French scientist (Victor Francen; a famous French actor who made many appearances in the US) who’s in charge doesn’t agree.

This is a pretty cool, if clichéd story that I think probably inspired Irwin Allen to create VOYAGE TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA! In another unique Fuller turn there aren’t many close-up shots. Cameron Mitchell, David Wayne, Henry Kulky (also in the first season of the TV version of VTTBOTS), Richard Loo and Fuller regular Gene Evans also star. Widmark had previously starred in Fuller’s PICK UP ON SOUTH STREET. Mitchell was later in Fuller’s HOUSE OF BAMBOO.

Speaking of which...



HOUSE OF BAMBOO-1955-Sam Fuller’s mostly routine Technicolor crime drama is enhanced by the on location Japan scenes.

Robert Stack investigates the death of a soldier who was married to a Japanese geisha. He infiltrates the criminal organization run by American gangster Robert Ryan whose second in command is Cameron Mitchell (as Griff). Along the way he falls in love with the soldier’s widow (Shirley Yamaguchi). Fuller’s unique touches make the whole thing worthwhile though. Brad Dexter is Stack’s boss and Sessue Hayakawa is the local police inspector. Hayakawa had been a silent screen star in the US from 1913 to 1922 and was in THE BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI two years later. HOUSE also features un-credited roles by DeForrest Kelly, Harry Carey Jr., John Doucette, Richard Loo and Fuller himself.

"Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry"-Mark Twain

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Thursday, September 18, 2008

Marebito




MAREBITO-THE STRANGER FROM AFAR-2004-Overall this Japanese horror-fantasy film is great but it’s resolution is a disappointment.

Video obsessed voyeur Masuoka (Shinya Tsukamoto; the director of TETSUO 1 and 2) sees a suicide on TV. He can’t understand the horror in the victim’s face when the guy plunges a knife into his eye. It seems tied to the legend that there is a world underneath the Tokyo subway system. He does actually find it and while investigating finds a woman (Tomomi Miyashita) chained to a post. Somehow he brings her back to his apartment and monitors her progress via video while he’s away at work. He names her F. She doesn’t eat or drink and he becomes worried until he cuts his hand. Then he finds out blood is her nourishment. Scenes of blood sucking stand in for oral sex and Masuoka must find “food” forher.

I found the whole movie fascinating yet leading to the big letdown as the discovery of the underground world and the brief scenes of monsters called “Deros” are left unexplored.Much of it seems to be based on the stories of Richard Shaver (who’s mentioned several times).

Director Takashi Shimizu made this between the Japanese sequel THE GRUDGE 2 and the Hollywood remake.

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Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Three of a Kind (Not!)



THE BLOODY FIGHT-1972-Typical outrageous period piece with a school of Chinese martial artists batting some Japanese “kick boxers” to the death. Star Alan Tang was in many Kung-Fu quickies at the time and later co-starred in Al Adamson’s THE DYNAMITE BROTHERS. It’s no classic but it has funny dubbing and a crazy climatic fight where some of grunts and groans of the fighters sound like a Popeye cartoon!



THE FIRST AUTO-1927-Once again TCM shows why it’s one of the best cable stations around. They recently showed this interesting silent film that chronicles the rise of “the horse-less carriage” circa 1895. Russell Armstrong stars as the owner of several racehorses who scorns the new automobile his son (Charles Emmett Mack who was killed during the production) decides to race. It’s an interesting look at changing values brought on by the new invention even as sound was knocking on the Silent Era’s door.

Famous real life auto racer Barney Oldfield plays himself and the cast also includes Patsy Ruth Miller (THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME), Gibson Gowland (Von Strohiem’s GREED) and William Demarest. Director Roy Del Ruth went on to make many movies including the first version of THE MALTESE FALCON, THE BABE RUTH STORY and THE ALLIGATOR PEOPLE.

HOMOCIDE-1949-Run of the mill crime drama featuring Robert Douglas (an English actor who had a role in THE FOUNTAINHEAD the same year) as a police lieutenant who goes undercover to find out why an ex-con (Richard Benedict) hanged himself after lying to a grand jury about a murder he saw (or didn’t see, I guess). He goes to a country lodge and romances Helen Westcott (who was later in ABBOTT and COSTELLO MEET DR. JEKYLL & MR. HYDE) as a helpful cigarette girl. Robert Alda is a shady bartender who winds up dukkin’ it out with Douglas in the desert. Warren Douglas & John Harmon play his accomplices who run illegal gambling. James Flavin is his boss. Former silent screen star Monte Blue (who made his film debut in BIRTH OF A NATION) is the local sheriff who doesn’t believe Douglas’ theory that the suicide was actually murder. Douglas is shot and beaten up twice but survives to see justice served.

Several familiar character actors appear un-credited in HOMOCIDE including George Chandler, Tristram Coffin, Frank Ferguson, Creighton Hale and Ian Wolfe.

It was also the last of three films by director Felix Jacoves (who died in 1951). He had previously been a dialogue director on many movies (including RHAPSODY IN BLUE, Robert Alda’s film debut). Screenwriter William Sackhiem later wrote RAMBO: FIRST BLOOD and produced many films and TV shows.

"Behind every successful man is a woman and behind her is his wife"-Groucho Marx

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Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Rock and Roll Will Never Die!



GO JOHNNY GO!-1959-Mr. Rock and Roll Alan Freed returns in his last musical movie (this time produced by Hal Roach). It kind of signals the end of the first era of Rock & Roll. Freed was named in a payola scandal a few months after this was released.

The plot involves the search for a new singing sensation who when found will be called “Johnny Melody”. Freed gets help from Chuck Berry (also playing himself) who does two numbers (“Memphis” and “Little Queenie”). Veteran character (and frequent TV Superman villain) Herb Vigran is Freed’s press agent. Jimmy Clanton plays “Johnny No Name”, an orphan teen who gets thrown out of a church choir for “rocking” and eventually becomes Johnny Melody. Sandy Stewart plays Johnny’s girlfriend and does two songs herself.

Jimmy Clanton and his band had a hit with "Just A Dream" in 1958. He had a few other minor hits but his career was curtailed by military service. He also starred in THE TEEMAGE MILLIONAIRE in 1961.

GO JOHNNY GO! features some interesting and entertaining musical numbers notably Ritchie Valens’ only filmed performance (he was killed with Buddy Holly and The Big Bopper right before the film opened) doing “Ooh My Head”. Eddie Cochran (who died the following year) does “Teenage Heaven”. The Cadillacs do two songs (“Jay Walker” and “Please Mr. Johnson”). Jackie Wilson, Jo Ann Campbell and Harvey (going solo from The Moonglows) also perform.

Supposedly Eddie Cochran suggested having The Crickets make an appearance too but Norman Petty nixed it.

Frank Wilcox, William Fawcett and Joe Flynn round out the non-singing portion of the cast.

Director Paul Landres worked mostly in TV (THE RIFLEMAN, 77 SUNSET STRIP, DANIEL BOONE to name a few) but he did find time to direct a few other movies including THE FLAME BARRIER and the horror stories THE VAMPIRE and THE RETURN OF DRACULA.

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Monday, September 15, 2008

Shine On...

Pink Floyd member Wright dies at 65.
30 minutes ago
Richard Wright, a founder member of Pink Floyd, has died at the age of 65 after battling cancer, his spokesman said.Wright played the keyboard with the legendary band and wrote music in classic albums such as Dark Side Of The Moon and Wish You Were Here.

His spokesman said: "The family of Richard Wright, founder member of Pink Floyd, announce with great sadness, that Richard died ... after a short struggle with cancer. The family have asked that their privacy is respected at this difficult time."Wright's spokesman did not say from what form of cancer the star had been suffering.

The self-taught keyboardist and pianist met fellow band members Roger Waters and Nick Mason while at architecture school. He was a founder member of The Pink Floyd Sound in 1965, and the group's previous incarnations, such as Sigma 6.

In the early days of Pink Floyd, Wright, along with Syd Barrett, was seen as the group's dominant musical force. The London-born musician and son of a biochemist wrote and sang several songs of his own.The Great Gig In The Sky, and Us And Them, both from 1973's seminal Dark Side Of The Moon album, were his most well-known compositions. He also made essential contributions to Atom Heart Mother, Echoes and Shine On You Crazy Diamond, the tribute to former band member Barrett.

After his relationship with Waters became increasingly difficult, he left Floyd following sessions for the album The Wall. Wright was retained as a salaried session musician during live concerts in 1980 and 1981. In 1983, Pink Floyd released the only album in which Wright does not appear - The Final Cut.

Wright played with the surviving members of Pink Floyd in 2005 at Live 8. He also performed at a tribute concert to Barrett last year, but Waters and Gilmour, who famously fell out more than 25 years ago, appeared separately. Wright had performed on every Pink Floyd tour.He officially rejoined Pink Floyd following the departure of Waters and contributed vocals and keyboards to the 1987 album A Momentary Lapse of Reason. In 1994, he co-wrote five songs on The Division Bell album, singing lead vocals on the track Wearing The Inside Out.

5 For The Price of One!



FIVE MAN ARMY-1969-This is a Hollywood backed kind of spaghetti western inspired by THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN and THE DIRTY DOZEN. It was directed by American Don Taylor (who was working mostly in TV at the time) and written by Dario Argento (who directed his first movie the next year).

Peter Graves stars in between his gig on TV’s MISSION:IMPOSSIBLE. I guess being Mr. Phelps gave him the confidence to take on any project! As “Dutchman” he assembles the title group that includes James Daly, Bud Spencer and Tetsuro Tamba. Each has a special ability (like explosives expert) and they plan to steal gold from a train heading for The Mexican Army. While it lacks the atmosphere of Sergio Leone it does feature a great Ennio Marricone soundtrack and a nice twist ending. American ex-patriot (at the time) Marc Lawrence (who died in 2005) has a small role as a carnival barker.



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Sunday, September 14, 2008

Darro's Diamond



THE DEVIL’S DIAMOND-1937-Dumb low budget crime drama has a group of gangsters hiring an old jeweler (George Cleveland) to cut up a “cursed” diamond. They hire and train a former messenger boy (Frankie Darro) to be a boxer as their front while they stay at a boarding house conveniently run by the jeweler’s granddaughter (Joan Gale). Familiar Serial star Kane Richmond is the special agent investigating the whole mess.

It’s funny to see the pint size Darro punching out guys much bigger than himself. He was popular at the time but later played mostly un-credited roles on TV (usually as a bellboy or messenger).

Richmond had many film roles but was best known for the title character in the serials The Shadow, Spy Smasher and Brick Bradford. The great character actor Byron Foulger is also featured as a Swedish handyman.

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Thursday, September 11, 2008

The Wrath of God


THE WRATH OF GOD-1972-Wacky but entertaining Spaghetti Western like drama has action, humor and a few unintentional laughs although many feel it’s all a set up anyway.

Robert Mitchum is Father Van Horne, a priest with a gun. He gets involved with an Irish rebel (Ken Hutcinson) and an arms dealer (Victor Buono) in Mexico. The three of them are captured by an Army General (future BATTLESTAR GALACTICA villain John Colicos) and forced to go and assassinate bandito Frank Langella who hates priests. His religiously bent Mom (Rita Hayworth in her last role) hangs around and prays. Gregory Sierra plays one of Langella’s henchmen who has a surprising death.

Director Ralph Nelson helmed many classic TV productions (including REQUIEM FOR A HEAVYWEIGHT; he also did the film version). His previous movies included CHARLY, …tick…tick…tick… and SOLDIER BLUE.

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008

And Now For Something Completely Different...




The "occupations" of some Monty Python characters:

Mr. Howard Stools-He's half an inch long.

Mr. Ali Bayard-He's stark raving mad.

Mr. Oliver Cavendish-He can recite the entire Bible in one second whilst being hit on the head with a brick.

Mr. Ken Dove-He's interested in shouting.

Mr. Keith Maniac-He can send bricks to sleep by hypnosis.

Mr. Thomas Walters-He's invisible.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Is It Butterworth it?



SIDE SHOW-1931-Serio-comedy love triangle set against a traveling circus. It was made a year before Tod Browning’s FREAKS. Do It All performer Pat (the homely Winnie Lightner) has troubles with her boyfriend when her younger sister comes for a visit.

This is a typical early talker that’s only worth seeing for the performance of comedian Charles Butterworth who was a big star at the time. It’s bizarre! He seems to be on another plane of existence, disconnected from the actual goings on! He kind of acts like Stan Laurel if he was on some type of drug! Guy Kibbee (about the only actor I actually was familiar with in the cast) plays the drunken owner.

Lightner later married SIDE SHOW’s director Roy del Ruth (who made the first version of THE MALTESE FALCON the same year) and retired from films. Butterworth wound up making films for low budget studios like Monogram. He died in a car crash in 1946.

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Saturday, September 6, 2008

The She Beast



THE SHE BEAST-1966-A newlywed couple (Barbara Steele & Ian Ogilvy) has their honeymoon interrupted when their car crashes into a Transylvanian lake. An ancient witch-monster is resurrected in Steele’s place and proceeds to kill all the relatives of the town she cursed vengeance on many years before. John Karlsen plays the bow tailed eccentric Count Van Helsing who lives in a cave and reads about the monster’s earlier demise (shown in flashback). He convinces Ogilvy that the only way to save Steele is through an exorcism. The monster (played by a man) looks like a frightening version of Grandmama from TV’s THE ADDAMS FAMILY! There is some intentional humor but I’m not sure the car chase toward the end is supposed to be intentional or not! Mel Welles plays a slimy owner of the inn where the couple stays.

Barbara Steele of course became a star cult actress with her roles in several Italian horror movies most notably Mario Bava's BLACK SUNDAY and NIGHTMARE CASTLE (she’s also in Fellini’s 81/2). Fans should be warned though. She only appears in the first 20 minutes and the last 10!

Ian Ogilvy was in debuting director Michael Reeves next two movies THE SORCERERS (which starred Boris Karloff) and PATHFINDER GENERAL (which starred Vincent Price).

Unfortunately three films would be Reeves' entire output as he died of an accidental drug overdose at 26 in 1969 while preparing to direct THE OBLONG BOX.

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Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Shhh! He's Not Lee!




BRUCE LEE’S SECRET-1977-Bruce Li (who looks a lot like you know who) is Bob Lee, a young Chinese waiter in San Francisco. He just wants to be left alone but evil American drug lords (one is an Asian guy made up to look African American) keep horning in on his business. He doesn’t like the way The Chinese are treated and eventually does something about it with his fists and feet. Later on he gets all his friends (including a little kid) to beat up on the bullying white guys. I guess the secret is we are not suppose to know it’s not the real Bruce Lee…

He makes a lot of noise though and the fights are well done!

Wong Chia-La (aka Carter Wong) plays his friend. BL’S also features Roy Horan, an executive at the Hong Kong based Seasonal Film Corp. (the company that produced this film). He was better known for his later appearance as The Priest who turns out to be a Russian villain in SNAKE IN THE EAGLE’S SHADOW with Jackie Chan.

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Monday, September 1, 2008

More Sad News

Actress Kanako Fukaura passed away on Monday night at a Tokyo hospital. She was 48. Diagnosed with colon cancer five years ago, she was repeatedly hospitalized and had multiple surgeries. It was recently discovered that the cancer had spread to her lungs, and she was once again admitted to the hospital on August 4. According to her family, Fukaura had become comatose on Sunday.

Fukaura was born in Tokyo in 1960. While studying theater at Meiji University in 1980, she helped found the acting troupe Gekidan Daisan Erotica and became one of their leading actresses. She left the troupe in 1989 and appeared in many stage plays, television dramas, and films. Her early TV career included “Ienaki Ko,” “Sweet Home,” and “Nurse no Oshigoto.” Her most recent works include last year’s drama series “SP” and the Hideo Sakaki-directed movie “Boku no Obaachan,” which is scheduled to open in theaters this December.

On a more cheerful note:

Happy Labor Day!