REEL HORROR-1985-Be warned! This is not a movie! It’s a piece of crap! It’s actually a compilation of 8 movies just thrown together with a some new video footage added of some freaks trying to be funny. I say trying to be because although there’s music and sound effects there’s no dialogue! Even when the actors (?) are speaking!
And the films they use aren’t actually scenes. They are more like condensed versions! To add to the nonsense the films are also shown without dialogue and new music and sound effects are added! All the non-action stops at one point so a stupid song can be sung!
According to the credits this dreck was “conceived and directed by” actor Ross Hagen, a guy who’s been hanging out in independent movies for years. He produced and starred in the ludicrous SIDEHACKERS and directed as well as co-starred in one of the films used here, NIGHT CREATURE. He must have been doing some heavy drugs when he “conceived” this. But the actually worst thing about it is they have the nerve to imply that John Carradine Leslie Caron and Catherine Bach star in this mess because of their appearances in the films that were used!
It’s a good thing capital punishment isn’t used for bad filmmaking. Some of the other films used: CYCLE SAVAGE MAXIE NICOLE and PIGS.
Thanks to my friend Tony who supplied the DVD I saw and thanks for reading!
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