Wednesday, April 29, 2020

Joking with Drac


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DRACULA (THE DIRTY OLD MAN)-1969-After some pretty funny narration, a not bad Dracula (Vince Kelley) rises from his coffin. He was an exaggerated Jewish accent and makes dumb jokes. His coffin is in a cave and he spies on a woman. Later he hypnotizes a guy named Mike who becomes Irving Jeckleman with a terrible furry wolf head. He procures women for Dracula to fondle, insult and bite one captive's boob. Irving chases a few, kills their men and takes his own girlfriend back to the cave where he and the count have a falling out. Dracula steps out into the sun and dies. Mike and his girlfriend have sex in the cave while a bat watches them. Despite the presence of many topless women and a few fully naked ones this is an awful boring mess. The worst part though is stupid dubbed in voices which get old very quick. Director William Edward later produced and wrote the infamous THE MUMMY AND THE CURSE OF THE JACKALS.

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