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SPIRIT STALKERS-2012-Another waste of time about a group of ghost hunters (led by writer/director/hack Steve Hudgins) investigating the paranormal. It's boring, talky, badly edited and acted. I don't understand the good reviews this crap gets!

THE CREEPY DOLL-2011-This is another amateur talky piece of junk from Big Biting Pig (see above) about a loony pregnant woman and her doll collection that features a ghoulish “Addams Family” like doll. Her husband is a dick and her in laws are morons. Not much happens. She walks around, makes faces, acts bitchy and talks to her dolls. Eventually she kills hubby, his ugly mistress, mom in law and a guy she almost has an affair with. Dumb ass ending. Written and directed by PJ Woodside.

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Short and Terrible

LUCID-2013-Monica (Brittany Saylor), is a trouble woman who has dreams of killing her boyfriend Kevin (Michael Coon) after accidentally killing her first boyfriend. She's actually being manipulated by a famous dream doctor's crazy wife (writer/director PJ Woodside). She can enter patients' dreams and is plotting to murder her husband. More terrible junk from executive producer Steve Hudgins (who plays a masked killer).

IT LIVES IN THE ATTIC-2016-The less said about this bad amateurish nonsense the better. It's about three people who's lives seem to be manipulated in a house where the owner killed herself (?). Steve Hudgins stars in it and directed it. Need I say more?

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Barf Up Another

FRANCES STEIN-2015-Doctor Frances Stein (director/writer PJ Woodside) working on “memory retrieval” goes mad and plots revenge on her ex-husband and his new wife. Steve Hudgins, the usual director of these Barfing Pig productions (he produced it though), puts himself in a showy character role where he thinks his idiotic non-acting abilities are on par with Olivier (well, Olivier Gruner maybe...). It's also told in flashbacks and flash forwards. The actors all seem like they were rounded up from an insane asylum.

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More Badness

MANIAC ON THE LOOSE-2008-Stupid amateurish junk about an escaped mental patient. It's mostly talk with the nut ranting at two kidnapped victims. The twist is one of the victims is the escaped psycho while the kidnapper is just a random nut. I think it was suppose to be a comedy but the acting and dialogue is so inane it's hard to tell. Later after he kills the rando loony, the escaped patient has a party for his dead victims. 

The director of this junk Steve Hudgins seemed to think he was making some high art horror film with flashbacks and strange twists but it's just a waste of time.

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Low Budget Vampires

THE CARETAKERS-2014-After a weird looking guy named Jack (Nick Faust) shoots another guy in the head, a dweeb named Jimmy (Michael Coon) kills an old woman. He chains up Rachel, either his sister or wife or both. Later he kills a guy in a men's room and we learn he's giving the victims' blood to Rachel because she's a vampire. Meanwhile Jack is the caretaker for the vampire and he must train a father and daughter to take his place...well..something like that.

 Bill Johnson (Leatherface TCSM2) has a small role. It's boring and the acting, direction and sfx stink and to top it all off Joe Estevez is in it too! Director Steve Hudgins has made lots of shot on video crap under his Big Biting Pig Productions banner.

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